Blogs I Follow



Not All Snakes Are Evil
Home Random Ask Me RSS


allydiq:

Stiles blinks, his cheeks warming. “I - yeah. I told you. I don’t like people who fuck with kids.”

sterek week; day seven (sunday); anything you want 

our lives are changing lanes by grimm/coyotequeens

There’s a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn’t really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude’s got kids hanging all over him; one’s on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There’s a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he’s got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles’ mouth drops open.

"How many of those kids did you kidnap?" he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.

The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, “You think I’d subject myself to this on purpose?”

"Oooh," says one of the kids hanging off his arm. "I’m telling Mom."

Post by allydiq (via sterekcampaign)
September 1, 2014 at 11:37 PM | Post Permalink | 284 notes



indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.


I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

No but this I like…. A thing now!

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

No but this I like…. A thing now!

Post by kaiju3 (via indynerdgirl)
September 1, 2014 at 11:35 PM | Post Permalink | 69,228 notes



indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.


I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Post by kaiju3 (via indynerdgirl)
September 1, 2014 at 11:34 PM | Post Permalink | 69,228 notes



heichoudrivingtheimpala:

Just in case anyone missed it…!

Post by heichoudrivingtheimpala (via emrys90)
September 1, 2014 at 11:32 PM | Post Permalink | 27,296 notes



TWD. Daryl/Glenn fandom. Fanart masterlist.

Post by psmith73 (via psmith73)
September 1, 2014 at 3:12 PM | Post Permalink | 54 notes



psmith73:

TWD meme: Noir style. Pt. 1 

psmith73:

TWD meme: Noir style. Pt. 1 

Post by psmith73 (via psmith73)
September 1, 2014 at 3:06 PM | Post Permalink | 78 notes



TWD. Daryl/Glenn fandom. Top 10 complete stories. Various genres.

Post by psmith73 (via psmith73)
September 1, 2014 at 3:05 PM | Post Permalink | 89 notes



Post by psmith73 (via psmith73)
September 1, 2014 at 3:03 PM | Post Permalink | 95 notes



"I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult."

words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

This is exactly how I feel

(via poetrylovergirl)
Post by enjolrastopheles (via siximposibilities)
September 1, 2014 at 2:51 PM | Post Permalink | 20,684 notes



highschoolau:

jason grace would grow up to be the hot dad

Post by highschoolau (via siximposibilities)
September 1, 2014 at 2:41 PM | Post Permalink | 778 notes




Welcome to Platform 9¾ | 1 / 298 Next »









Nice Guy Slytherin





"Slytherin, house of ambition. More like home of the sex gods."











Theme based on and images from Pottermore.com by J.K. Rowling
Originally coded for Tumblr by Jennifer at Tholaire. Modifcations for each house by Rachel Dana